The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.864 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 899 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 101,525 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Sloviskian Embarrassments, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 26,953^rd in the world and 1,038^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.